"We live in a crazy world, but I'm thankful for my family, my friends, the town I live in and all of God's other wonderful blessings."
"Dear Tony Morgan, if you had something important enough to blow a whistle about and wanted to keep your job, you just might change your mind."
"Let’s make three columns. One for Trump, one for Pelosi and one for AOC. Now let’s start listing immoral acts, degrading speech and illegal actions. Go!"
"I have been watching all of the impeachment hearings, and today I was mortified by one of the witnesses. Professor Karlan, a Democrat and a Constitution law professor, mocked President Trump’s son Baron. I can only imagine what would have happened if a Republican had mockingly referred to Chelsea Clinton during the impeachment of President Clinton. Karlan later sort of apologized, but she did not seem the least bit sincere. Shame!"
"Call me the Forum Grinch for exposing all the bad Christmas music. Here’s one. Let’s celebrate pure greed and selfishness this holiday season Dalton by singing along to 'Santa Baby.'"
"If anyone calls into the Forum bashing my favorite Christmas song — '12 Ghetto Days of Christmas' — I will be personally offended. And no, I am not a snowflake."
"Rudy Giuliani, Rep. Devin Nunes, White House, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman. How much more collusion do you need to see?"
"Colin Kaepernick should be lauded. In a free country, there is nothing so patriotic as using forced displays of patriotism to highlight problems in our society."
"Personally, I sit still for a second or two after my light turns green. I’m not on the phone, I’ve just witnessed too many people running red lights and I don’t want to get t-boned. If you’re that impatient, sorry, it’s not your life it’s mine."
"You understand the equipment wears out and needs to be replaced, right? It's not like the fire chief is giving away ladder trucks as stocking stuffers."
"When Barack Obama became president, that's when I stopped being a Democrat."
"If you want to compare resumes for this football season, the University of Georgia Bulldogs have beat three top 16 teams so far compared to Alabama's how many top 16 teams have they beat?"
"I'm a Georgia Bulldog fan and I believe if we had a better quarterback we'd be unbeatable. We have the best defense in the SEC. Sure do wish we had Justin Fields, but that's over and done with."
"This season, Ohio State's Justin Fields has 2,654 yards passing, 37 touchdowns and only one interception. Georgia's Jake Fromm has 2,386 yards passing, 21 touchdowns and three interceptions. Kirby made the wrong choice."
"It's about time that we get an Olive Garden at the O'Charley's."
"I guess we really don't want an Olive Garden here."
"When it's all said and done, we can thank Dickson Acres for standing up against the big conglomerate of Olive Garden and getting them out of our community. Thank you, Dickson Acres."
"I’m so enjoying the Olive Garden debacle. I’m gonna need more popcorn."
"This town will never be satisfied. If we ever get the Olive Garden, then people will be whining that we need a Golden Corral, then a Cheddar's, then a Mellow Mushroom. Will it ever end?"